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twenty one pilots are the musical equivalent of a hug at 4am

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odetsleep:

tyler joseph shows something that I’m not even comfortable typing
just wait for the rap verse.
you’ll see it.

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stumpjpg:

hey okay so this is my first giveaway and it’s not much but!! heres what’s included:

  • "i would date u but ur not patrick stump" t shirt via etsy
  • soul punk vinyl OR cd whichever you choose!!
  • (bonus bc i couldnt think of anything else to include) moon bracelet also via etsy — in gold or silver your choice

how to enter/rules/etc:

  • mbf me (ill be checkin)
  • reblog this
  • ill use a randomizer to choose the winner 
  • this’ll be up till oct. 10
  • i ship to the US & canada

have fun bye!!

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constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

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georgeryanrosslll:

i swear that sex tape ryan and brendon used to joke about actually exists somewhere out there

many, many years from now sarah urie will have a sudden desire to watch her wedding video and grab an unmarked dvd she thought it was and end up seeing her husband get fucked by his former best friend

brendon will walk into the room mid-blowjob and get misty eyed and when sarah asks if he’s crying he’ll whisper “i used to have so much hair”

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the ryden feels


hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

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ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

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typical-healy:

// T H E 1 9 7 5 // 3D inspired

typical-healy:

// T H E 1 9 7 5 // 3D inspired

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holdingontomeg:

Josh’s little poems//

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pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

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colorfulhowell:

These three I swear

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Anonymous said:
Can I just ask what were the homophobic things Michael from 5SOS said?

genderblinditem:

ugh i don’t have it in me to make a exhaustive masterpost of this but here’s a couple from twitter to get your day going. i know he’s pulled this shit in other places than twitter (i remember some ig stuff back in mid-2013 for instance) so if people wanna add to this list by all means go for it. i’m pretty sure other members of 5SOS have also said homophobic stuff as well but that’s for another day. 

(tw for under the cut for homophobic slurs and a bit of fat shaming)

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onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

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Jasey Rae (Acoustic)(Empty Arena)

All Time Low


alltimelowphan:

aflickerofsoul:

whatifnicolascage:

Jasey Rae (Acoustic)(Played In An Empty Arena) » All Time Low

To get the full experience, headphones are recommended.

THIS IS ME THROWIGN MYSELF OFF EVERY FCUKIGN CLIFF IN AMERICA 

I NEED THIS DOWNLOAD LINK ANYONE!?