Girls are so fucking cute I just want to take a second to thank the universe for making me bisexual
got no bones, osmosis jones
hurts to pee with my kidney stone
grubs in the dirt
im an introvert
kayne west $300 shirt
scottish person: Hi
every other person on earth: What language is this XD is this english XD i cant understand a word he’s saying XD ok maybe one word XD its like the sims XD took me ten minutes to realise they were talking english XD
in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words
the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.
